Bond-similar Pierce Brosnan Pimps Online Gambling Site Lottomatica

As if ripped from a James Bond movie scene, a woman, dressed inward a towel having just emerged from the shower, dries her pilus and says, “5 minutes.” As the camera glides across a very James Bond-similar abode, James Bond, himself aka Pierce Bronson, walks into the frame and intones, “take your time.”

Bond puts on his cufflinks, grams his coat from the closet, grabs his Visa card and straightens his tie. As his half-his-age date emerges dressed to the nines inward an eve gown, Bond asks, “Are you ready?”

He then presses a button revealing his plans for the eve. Much to the dismay of his date, it doesn’t appear similar there will be fancy dining and other Bond-similar activities. Oh no. But, no matter, Bond seems pretty pleased with himself l-l if his date wishes she were inward an actual Bond movie with a much more Bond-similar character who would lavish her with an eve worthy of, well, Bond.

This being a commercial, the date will take hold to wait for her action-filled eve and, instead, relish and eve of super exciting online gambling.

Yes, Pierce Brosnan is pimping online gambling for Italy’s Lottomatica. Hey, it’s not really a stretch, though. This is the age of the cyberspace. Bond can’t be stuck inward the offline gambling world forever now can he?

The work was created by Lowe Pirella Fronzoni.