GTA Online Update Week – Obey 10F Widebody, Diamond Casino Heist 1.5x$&RP
Today we go over the brand new update week inward GTA Online! #gta5 #gtaonline #gta5update #gta
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) hither to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked downwardly MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was inward the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because l-l at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it’s true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM “finally ONES LEFT” (they are the finally ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the caprine animal). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be allow off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber’s inward history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn’t obviously) (pls joe don’t take hold my household unit wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn’t believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed inward Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun inward the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. inward said village I was instructed to move into a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. within of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and… MRBOSSFTW… all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me downwardly and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn’t going to allow it acquire the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST move into the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch inward disarray, he gets close to me and whispers inward my ear “you wanna know how I got this hut?”
I replied “no not really”
He said “I’ve made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered inward, I’ve felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands”
Feeling very confused and similar I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn’t acquire any stranger…
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS inward HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what’s left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his manus out to me and assures me that nothing similar this will ever go on again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted niaganis on the CIA’s MOST WANTED listing for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD 🙂
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs